Hats off to the genius who noticed this.
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Dungeons & Dragons site has impossible to answer security question
[click to enlarge]Lovely
Thursday, October 28, 2010
The man, the myth, the legend: Marty Funkhouser
This is the joke Marty Funkhouser told Jerry Seinfeld within seconds of being introduced to him:
A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.
So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do? I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.
Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there and he’ll never know the difference.
So she does.
They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow.
It says :
“My darling Harriet.
To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up.
The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children.
When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms,
Your loving husband, Harry.
PS. Your cunt is in the sink."
So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do? I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.
Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there and he’ll never know the difference.
So she does.
They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow.
It says :
“My darling Harriet.
To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up.
The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children.
When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms,
Your loving husband, Harry.
PS. Your cunt is in the sink."
Genius
Axe-llent? (sorry)
I don't know what to make of Axe (so is Lynx gone completely now?)
Some of their ads are quality and pretty clever, some however, are not.
The worst part though is that I know my mates would love the ones I hate; "That's hilarious."
Really?
You'll probably watch this a few times
Clean your balls
Don't know what to say about this one
Some of their ads are quality and pretty clever, some however, are not.
The worst part though is that I know my mates would love the ones I hate; "That's hilarious."
Really?
You'll probably watch this a few times
Clean your balls
Don't know what to say about this one
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Daily Wig #2
Unfortunately, a flying dildo will always be funny.
Surely if he had managed to grab it though, there would have been an awkward moment almost immediately afterwards when he realised he was standing at the top of what looks like a fairly crowded room, clutching a large rubber cock?
An interesting way to avoid work for 15 minutes
Is your perverse need to procrastinate beginning to affect your work? Is this secret addiction beginning to harm your relationship with other people? Can you even go online for five minutes without thinking about doing it?
Well if so, don't worry.
It's not your fault; it's evolution's
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