Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Worm is Turning

Day four without nicotine: feel amazing apart from the wretched cold which is making me feel like shit. On the upside though:

"Whats in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?"

"The Captain's log."

Monday, September 6, 2010

I need to sleep

So Harry Potter is the most famous wizard on the face of the Earth is prophecised to end the reign of Voldemort but he still goes sniffing around his best mate's little sister? Pure Slytherin